How smegged off with my job am I today?

• The week ended pretty well, actually. despite having a meeting at 7 o'clock in the morning, and no classes until 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
• In the past, I've had students give me gifts, usually sweets or cake, sometimes inviting me out for coffee or a fresh fruit juice, but never before have I been given brocolli at work! Yesterday, one of the teachers asked me if I like brocolli, to which I said yes, of course. So when I arrived at work in the afternoon, she handed me a plastic bag. I asked what was inside, and she said "Brocolli!", I must've looked a bit puzzled, so she went on to explain that she had been given some brocolli, but doesn't eat it, so that's why she had asked me if I liked brocolli the day before, hence the gift!